Gender Confusion

Today was "Meet The Teacher" day. My kids come one @ a time, see their desks, I show them where to line up etc... great excitement. One of my students comes in and says
 S- " You are not a man ? Someone told me a man was my teacher, but you're not a man"

I just laughed but I think the mom was concerned the daughter had offended me. So to diffuse the situation the mom says "well maybe b/c of your name ?"

So my I may have been confused with a guy, but @ least it was because of my name, not my looks...

Last Day...

MP"You can't have forever recess, you will die"
DR"Yeah you will run out of strength"
AS"Maybe if I die I can go to heaven and be an Avatar"
 ? ( I can't remember, I was trying to type so fast) "That's not funny dude, those are humans"
 RB"Why are we talking about Avatars ? Seriously ?"